So, here endeth my Egyptian blogging adventure. A journey that started 9 months and 25 posts ago has come to its end. Where to go from here?

I arrived back in the UK safe and sound, being picked up by Kit and Elli and whisked to the nearest pub for some pork and some proper beer. This week has worked out really nicely; I got to spend last weekend with Kit and Elli, the week with my family and my granddads (?) in Shropshire, and then Friday and Saturday with my Laura and my other friends from OneUp/SUbmerge. I've not really had time to miss Egypt or Alex, writing this piece, right now, is the most I've thought about being away from the Middle East. The most I've missed it. Happily, I only have another busy week with my family and Uni friends and various enormous parties before my next adventure begins. I can't overstate how much I'm looking forward to the summer and next year in Manchester.

So, back to my question. To quote Evia: "Where do we go from here?" Writing on here, whilst not as frequent as I might have liked, is something I have hugely enjoyed and will provide a good personal set of memoirs. I feel loathe to give up this writing malarchy, so I would very much like to begin a new blog. With this post I hereby close Tom In Egypt and open Jumbled Notes, a non-destination or subject specific blog that I reserve the right to update with my usual erratic frequency. So, with one fell swoop I say goodbye to Tom In Egypt (for now at least, were I to return in the near future it would be folly to rule out a dramatic Take That-like return) and hello to Jumbled Notes.

Finally I would like to thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Reader for following what's been going on whilst I've been away, thank you for all the comments, emails and Facebook messages; they've meant a lot. I dearly hope to see you all again in the not too distant future.

Love, peace, hello and goodbye.
Tx

Sat in Grand Cafe, I’m watching the sun set over Bahari for the last time. My Egyptian adventure is finally coming to an end, this is the final Egyptian update of the blog. At the moment it’s hard to imagine that the year is already over, that I will be in London this time tomorrow, and that I don’t know when I will return here. It’s a question often asked amongst the students living here, do you love a city because it is special or beautiful or historic or because of her people, or do you love a city just because you’ve spent an important, wonderful, and formative year there? Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter, because I do love this city.

I hate to write this in list form, but I’m painfully conscious of my laptop battery draining and draining, so here are a few things I will miss:

The sea. As previously mentioned, I was brought up on the mean streets of Saddleworth surrounded by fields and sheep and more fields. The sea was somewhere I went for a holiday, where Will and Lucy and I went to bodyboard and swim and where mum sat wrapped in hats and scarves behind a multicoloured windshield. Living next to the Med here, I’ve all too often taken for granted the wonderful views as I leave the ghetto that is Omarat a-Zubat every morning to go to TAFL, the refreshing breeze on a hot day, and the excellent, excellent seafood. I’ll return to a quote from Michael that I first blogged after I’d just got back from Cairo: “Alex is Cairo by the sea”. The longer I’ve lived here, the more times I’ve come back here from Cairo, the more I’ve realised how important the sea is in that equation. Here the Mediterranean is a vast escape. It’s quite literally a breath of fresh air.

My friends. Clichéd I know, perhaps even soppy, but the main reason I’ve had the year I have is the people I’ve met or got to know here. Andrea, aha, Andrea. Tom has been the best housemate I could have wished for; a good friend through tough times, someone to teach and learn from, a constant, constant source of amusement. I could, and would, perhaps should, thank all of you on here, but you know who you are and you all know what I’m trying to say. Grazi, merci, thank you. شكرا

Arabic. I fall in and out of love with all the languages I’ve learned over the years, but I will miss the TAFL centre and the fusha, the taxi drivers and the arguments, the شتيمة and the banter with my Egyptian friends. Aha neek.

Time is of the essence. After two big nights, I’m looking to make it three-in-a-row before I leave Alex at 5 tomorrow morning to head to Cairo airport for a flight at 10.30. I’ll write a more exhaustive contemplation when I get back and when my laptop isn’t about to die, and when I can get a reliable internet connection. All I have to say for now is Farewell Alexandria. Farewell.

Over a month has gone by since my last effort, I’ve travelled between three continents and I’m now back where I finally started. Writing has been tough, partly because of the travelling, partly because the last thing I wanted to do in Tucson was write, partly because since I finally got back I’ve been spending most of my free time in Alex on the beach. I know I’ve said this before, but once you get out of the habit it gets harder and harder to get back into writing.

What finally pushed me back to Tom In Egypt was the thought that two weeks from now I will be back in the UK, hopefully Kit will have picked me up from Heathrow and I’ll be enjoying some decent wine, and my time in Egypt will be over. But before my thoughts on my impending departure, I suppose I should whizz through the last month’s events in vaguely chronological order.... (NB. The bullet points are intended to hasten this, not to trivialise any of the below events).

  • Left Lahore, spent another week in Karachi visiting BOS and eating lots of delicious meals. And drinking Baileys.

  • Arrived back in Cairo, met up with friends for a fun night at the jazz club before sitting through a General Strike which was ultimately uneventful as everyone cleared off the streets to avoid a dust storm. April is well known for such dust storms, “khamiseen”, this was my first and last and it was really quite unpleasant. A bit like someone throwing sand in your eyes and mouth.

  • Flew to Phoenix, which is really a very, very long way away. Sitting in JFK, New York after a fairly torrid trans-Atlantic twelve hour venture on EgyptAir, I thought I must be nearly there. Not so. Bizarrely Andrea lives as far away from New York as I do, perhaps even further. So another six hours later I was picked up in Phoenix by John and finally, finally got to see Andrea after some 26 hours of travelling. Ah.

  • Spent two wonderful weeks in Tucson. It was amazing to see how much better Andrea was than when I left her at Borg el-Arab airport nearly 5 weeks before. Two weeks didn’t seem like nearly long enough. Activities included driving the biggest fastest car I’ve ever driven, on the wrong side of the road, without using a gearstick. Eating lots of Mexican food. Seeing all the places Andrea used to tell me about that for a long time I never thought I would get the chance to see. I started trying to find ways to go back to Tucson. (More on this later).

  • Flew back to Cairo, arriving in 43 degree heat, and came straight up to Alex on the train. Lost about 3 days to the worst, the only, jetlag I have ever had. I think I did the worst thing by giving in to the irresistible urge of going to sleep after a 24 hour journey and subsequently ended up spending nights wide awake and sleeping through the days. After eventually getting over this I returned to TAFL for two days before we were granted a long weekend because of May Day.

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  • Went to Siwa with some of the girls and a couple of Egyptian friends, had an excellent few days seeing old friends there and buying presents.

So here I am, two weeks of exams to go and then my time’s up. Last weekend in Siwa was really nice. I like things that go in cycles, there’s a kind of pleasing naturality to it, it’s like an inconclusive conclusion. In books, in music, in films, there’s something very appealing to me about cyclical stories. My final trip in Egypt took me back to my first trip in Egypt, to Siwa. I was in the same place, doing the same things, with some of the same people, thus giving a perfect opportunity to see how far I’ve come. It provided a satisfying full stop to this Egyptian adventure.

I’ve also finally got plans for my summer finalised, booked, and approved. It now appears reserving TomInSpain.com was somewhat premature. As some of you may be aware, my girlfriend Andrea lives in Tucson, Arizona. I will confess that 6 months ago I had never heard of Tucson (oddly pronounced Too-Saan), so for those of you who don’t know, Tucson is about 60 miles north of the Mexican border, in the Sonoran desert. It’s a city with a very beautiful backdrop of saguaro (the classic cactus with the big arms) covered mountains. It’s also bloody hot. Crucially, there is a huge Mexican population and cultural influence. With much help from Andrea and her family I have managed to find several volunteering opportunities working with Central American asylum seekers and with the Hispanic community in Tucson, and after receiving university approval, have booked to spend the summer in the States. Tom In Spain will have to be changed to a more alliteratively satisfying Tom In Tucson. The work looks really interesting, I think there will be loads of opportunities to speak Spanish, and, of course, I get to spend the summer with Andrea. On the flip side I’m going to miss the European Championship and will have to spend the summer being ridiculed for my nation’s no doubt pathetic effort in Beijing. I probably won’t even get to watch the rowing or the cycling.

For now, I have to prepare for two weeks of exams before my long-awaited return to the UK. Revision and packing... fun, fun, fun. I’m going to make an exerted effort to write again before I leave, feelings and what I’m going to miss and all that. Can’t wait to see you all soon.

Txx

Sat in Lahore airport using the free internet (anyone reading from European airport take note) to write my final update before I'm back in Karachi. Now I know this could mean an unprecedented 3 updates in 5 days, but what can I say? You have to give the people what they want...

Mughal decoration in Lahore fort


I left you after wandering round "old" Karachi, and after writing the last entry Michael and I went to the Mughal restaurant in the hotel, wonderfully called "Dumphukt". More excellent curry was enjoyed as we planned for the next day, deciding we should start the morning at the Lahore museum, then on to Jehangir and Noor Jehan's mausoleums, before returning to the tasteful (and tasty) Croweaters gallery/cafe for lunch. The mausoleums and surrounding complexes were beautiful, and we spent a few happy hours wandering round in the sun, much as Jehangir would have done 350 years ago. Only without the dancing girls and wine. For those of you following the Mughal king family line, Jehangir and Noor Jehan were Shah Jehan's parents and Mumtaz Mehal's aunt and uncle. I'm sure Wikipedia would do a better job of explaining it all.

The afternoon was similarly spent strolling round in the sun, this time in the opulent serenity of the Shalimar Gardens*. The gardens are completely wonderful and I was particularly impressed by how many locals there were enjoying the weather and the expansive lawns. The only things more beautiful and colourful than the flowers were the duapttas worn by the women enjoying the gardens.

After leaving the gardens we started out along the Grand Trunk Road to the Indian border. Apparently the road stretches from Peshawar to Calcutta, and it’s Pakistani journey comes to an end at the Wagha border crossing, Pakistan’s only land border crossing with India. I first saw Wagha feature as part of an excellent documentary by Sanjiv Bhaskar for the BBC to celebrate the anniversary of Partition, and was extremely excited at seeing the ceremony for myself.

The apparently famous "old man of Wagha". He's in the Lonely Planet don't you know...


Every evening at 5 crowds amass in grandstands on both sides of the border, with plenty of flag waving and shouts of “Pakistan/Hindustan zindabad!” (Long live Pakistan/India depending on which side you’re on). This is followed by a military procession straight out of the ministry of silly walks, with lots of hands on hips and puffing out of chests; very, very camp and great fun. Enjoy!



Dinner was at an enchanting little restaurant called Cooco’s, owned and opened by the Lahori artist Iqbal Hussain who, again, I first saw on the aforementioned documentary. His paintings of prostitutes from Lahore’s red-light district are highly controversial in Pakistan, but they are very impressive and the restaurant holds a small collection which I was eager to see.

Aside from the art, and the delicious, if extremely spicy food, the main attraction was the exquisite night-time view of the beautifully lit Badshahi mosque, which goes up in my estimation every time I see it, and is certainly amongst the most impressive buildings I’ve had the honour of seeing.


Badshahi Mosque by night

I’ve had a fantastic few days in Lahore, and I very much hope to return at some point in the future. Now I’m off back to Karachi for shopping, swimming, and beating Michael at crib. I’ll try and backdate on my first couple of days in Karachi tomorrow whilst Michael tries to show his Urdu teacher the fruits of my labour, as I have been trying to drill the Urdu alphabet into his head over the course of the trip. Slowly but surely, slowly but surely.


Good night all!


Txx


*No, not the curry house opposite in Uppermill. Sometimes I have to put these in because I can hear my dad's voice in my head making these awful jokes.

So, after Michael's latest extended bumper edition I'm going to try and keep it brief and succinct. More about my first few days in Karachi when I get back there on Friday (update due on Saturday), for now it's going to be about Lahore.

What a city. We arrived this morning on the 8 o'clock flight and checked into the luxury of the Pearl Continental (Google it, you'll see what I mean. No more 10 quid hostels for me!) before heading out with our driver and guide to see the sights of this former Mughal capital. I'll say it again, what a city. I had no idea what to expect from Lahore apart from what I'd heard of some Mughal buildings and that there was more evidence of the British Raj here than I'd seen in Karachi. I'd completely underestimated things. On the drive from the hotel into the city, The Mall - as the main road is called - is lined with beautiful colonial architecture, converted into courts, universities, museums and post offices. It's lined with trees on both sides, and if it weren't for the mad Pakistani traffic, it wouldn't seem out of place next to Whitehall. Pushing further into the city, the traffic gets progressively crazier, with brightly coloured rickshaws and motorbikes darting in and out of lanes of badly organised cars and buses. Our first stop was at the Lahore fort, directly opposite the Badshahi mosque. Without wanting to seem ignorant, I simply had no idea that buildings like that existed outside of the Taj Mahal. The fort is wonderfully palacial and has been excellently preserved since it's construction and development over the 16th and 17th centuries by the Mughals and Sikhs, with huge elephant steps leading up to a "palace of mirrors" built by Shah Jehan (of Taj Mahal fame) for his favourite wife Mumtaz Mahal. There are many wonderful stories associated with various parts of the fort, my favourite of which is of the British using the palacial quadrant gardens as colonial tennis courts.

Leaving the fort you are left standing in front of the breathtaking Badshahi mosque, built in 1674 by the Mughal emporer Aurangzeb. The complex is awe-inspiringly massive, it can hold up to 60,000 worshippers at any one time, and is immaculately decorated with floral and Qurranic murals. I've taken more photos than I know what to do with, so when I have my camera and my laptop at hand I will definitely, definitely upload some, although this is the kind of building that photos simply will not do justice to. It also has stunning and bizarre acoustic properties, leaving any visitor in no doubt of the exquisite skill of the architects at a time when we were such a long way behind.

The afternoon was spent wandering round "old" Lahore, the inside of the walled city that reminded me a lot of Islamic Cairo, except with motorbikes, no tourists, and no plastic pyramids or dancing stuffed camels. And it was soo much bigger. The whole place had a feeling of authenticity about it, a feeling like it hadn't really changed much over the last 400 years. It was dirty, smelly, fly covered, teeming with people and with open sewers running down the sides of the street. It was wonderful. It's the kind of atmosphere I love, the kind of place I could spend hours and hours wandering around. Brilliant.

Tomorrow we're off to Shalimar gardens, of which I now expect great things, and then to the Indian border at Wagha to see the closing ceremony. Muchos photos and perhaps even a video (whooo, aahah) will be added when I'm back in Karachi, power willing.

Love to all, txxxx

is how my AS-Level politics teacher described me with dismay as he wrote my dismal attendance on my mid-term monitoring, referring to trips to Barcelona, Iceland, France and New York. Incredibly fortunate as I have been to travel in my 21 years, the next couple of weeks are going to be the fullest embodiment of this title. Yesterday (I think) I left Alexandria on the airport bus at 12.00 noon, arriving at Cairo airport at 17.00. My flight from Cairo to Dubai was delayed, meaning I didn’t get in until 01.00 local time, before spending a tortured night in Dubai airport and flying out at 08.00 the next morning, arriving in Karachi at 11.00 local. On Wednesday I make the quick hop up to Lahore before returning here on Friday, where I have another week before I shoot back to Cairo. Via Dubai. Two days later I jump on what I suspect will be the longest flight of my life thus far as I go all trans-Atlantic on a 12 hour monster journey to New York, getting to spend a full 3hours in the living nightmare that is JFK before spending another 5 hours on the flight to Phoenix. Then I drive 2 hours down to Tucson for two weeks, before reversing the journey to leave me in Cairo on the 23rd April. Then I’d better get back to Alex before Madame Magda personally hunts me down. And I’m excited about every second.

Last night in Dubai airport was crazy, the place is full, busy and open 24 hours a day. Looking out over the massive duty free mall bustling with people at 5am is inconceivably disorientating, I’d never seen anything like it. Full marks to Emirates though; a thoroughly pleasant flight from Cairo was followed by an extended nap on the flight to Karachi. Sleep was much needed.

I’m writing from Michael’s airy and spacious apartment in the Karachi district of Defence, a pretty, leafy and affluent part of town. Today has been my first taste of Pakistani life, and I have to admit to being thoroughly impressed. I’ve just been given quick tour around a few shopping places to get food, as it seems Michael has eaten himself out of house and home, stopping at a few bookshops, cafés and DVD retailers on the way. The heat is fairly energy sapping so constant refuels are a must, and tonight I get to go for my first proper curry for ages. I can’t wait. I’m completely exhausted though, hence the slight incoherence in my thoughts. Mmm curry.

All for now, I’ll try and update with some photos soonish!

Happy Easter!

Txx

Being 21 allows me to:

  • Adopt a child.
  • Supervise a learner driver if you have held, and still hold, a full licence for that type of car for at least three years. You can apply for a provisional licence to drive a large passenger vehicle.
  • Obtain a flight navigator’s licence, a flight engineer’s licence or an airline transport pilot’s licence to fly an aeroplane, helicopter or gyroplane.
  • Be sent to prison if I receive a custodial sentence.
  • Become a Member of Parliament, a local councillor or a local mayor.
  • Drink in the US (something that has only recently become relevant).

Friday 14th March 2008 was my 21st birthday. Birthdays are usually something I’m fairly ambivalent towards, this year especially as I’m so far away from family and the plans I’d made with Andrea had been left up the chute (Alan loves...?). A few times in recent weeks I had sort of half-said perhaps we should maybe go possibly for drinks on Thursday night, as I was coming to Cairo on Friday for dinner with Michael (who was in town along with 36 children from his school in Karachi), but by Thursday my plans had progressed no further, and, with some gentle persuasion from Tall Tom I agreed to drinks at our place. We agreed 7ish-8ish and went to Miami to get a haircut. This story is for another entry; sadly I didn’t get any pictures. I went home and chatted briefly to Andrea before her computer decided it was lactose intolerant and stopped playing. Tom ordered in some beers and I put on a shirt, blew up some balloons and put up some of the birthday paraphernalia sent from the UK by my darling mother. By half eight, I admit to being slightly perturbed at the poor showing from my friends, although I was enjoying beer and chocolate covered dates with almonds with Sian, Aala and Dalia who had come along. Suddenly I was rushed out of the flat in a flurry of balloons (beautifully pluralised “Balaneen” in Arabic) and packed into Shams’ car before being whisked off, with a few pickup stops, to a mystery destination. This was a well organised and nicely executed kidnapping with no warning. My only suspicions had been aroused when Tom uncharacteristically beat me at Pro Evolution Soccer earlier in the day. Arriving at a flat in the holiday complex of Mamora I was greeted by all my friends from TAFL and a load of the guys from rugby. An excellent party ensued with plenty of Egyptian beer and foreign booze, no complaining neighbours and a pleasantly warm evening. I’m not entirely sure who to thank, the organisers and helpers have kept themselves very quiet, but THANKYOU to all involved, you know who you are. I had an awesome night and couldn’t have asked for a better birthday bash, I hope you had a good night. Thankyou!

After catching up on some sleep I boarded the 3 o’clock to Cairo to meet Michael and his school. I had a nice meal and a fun weekend meeting and getting to know the young ladies and gentlemen of the British Overseas School Karachi, whose behaviour, manners and enthusiasm were exemplary, and whom I look forward to seeing in Karachi in a few weeks.

Thanks again for the party and for all the birthday wishes, I’d love to respond to everyone individually but this week is going to be crazy as I try and do mid-term exams as well as preparing for my trip to Karachi on Friday. All for now, hopefully more before I leave!

Lots of love,

Txx

So, as the more observant amongst you may have noticed, my latest update has been somewhat delayed. The last couple of weeks have been long and exhausting and the hardest I’ve had in Egypt, but in order to tell the full story I have to go way, way back to Some Time Before Christmas and introduce you to someone who, until now, has only had fleeting references in this blog (for reasons I with which I shall not bore you but about whom I will write with beautifully positioned prepositions).

I first met Andrea Alice Richardson in the upstairs of the TAFL centre, where she introduced herself to me in beautiful flowing Fusha with a charming American accent. At the time I was confused as to why we were speaking Arabic, English made more sense to me, but she was sticking earnestly to a “Pledge” she had made to speak only Arabic. This thankfully only lasted until an English/American sojourn to a Café and Bar, where I was impressed by Andrea’s remarkable sheesha-smoking ability and captivating smile. Apparently won-over by my remarkable eyebrows, my not-so-secret love of JT and my shorts and dad-sandals combination, she agreed to go out with me a few times and before I knew it we’d been on a wonderful weekend trip to Cairo and Andrea had become a huge part of my happiness and feeling of settled-ness here. Time and space do not allow for accounts of the many unforgettable adventures we’ve been on together and I will always regret being unable to write about them at the time, but it suffices to say that my time here would not have been the same without her.

Andrea and me somewhere in the Western Desert

On Saturday, 23rd February I awoke to the sound of my phone. Still half asleep I staggered over to answer it, smiling as I saw “Andrea Calling” written in Arabic on the screen accompanied by the little picture of a chick which she chose for herself when she first gave me her number 5 months or so earlier. Writing about the 24 hours that followed me answering that phone call is a near impossible task, as my memories are a kind of painful, terrifying blur, but I will never forget how, in broken English, an unfamiliar voice told me “This person has had an accident in the road”. These last few weeks has been dominated by two moments, the second of which will follow. That moment, just a split-second before Andrea snatched the phone from the woman telling me where she was and vaguely what had happened, unwittingly putting me instantly at ease, lasted a lifetime. In that second, a flood of questions instantly hit me, the answer to every single one of which I didn’t want to know, dreading my darkest fears would be realised. I don’t think I’ll ever feel more perversely grateful to hear someone tell me they’ve been hit by a car and are lying in the road as I felt when I heard Andrea’s voice. That glimmer of relief vanished in a heartbeat as I raced to find her, thankfully arriving before the ambulance, from where I could only look on helplessly as the person I love screamed in heart-wrenching pain.

Andrea had been hit by a kind of minibus called a Mashroua which drives up and down the Corniche taking passengers for the equivalent of 5p. The Corniche is an enormous 10 lane freeway which runs the 18km length of Alexandria. It is perilously fast and claims tens if not hundreds of lives a year, as people attempt to cross in the areas where there is a sickening absence of tunnels or walkways. At the point Andrea crossed at, the Corniche is 5 lanes wide, with all traffic travelling in one direction. I found her in the road, conscious and surrounded by helpful and concerned onlookers who had phoned an ambulance, made sure she was not moved and applied first aid to a cut on her face. 3 hospitals, a lot of x-rays and hours of pain later we discovered that Andrea had suffered a nasty break (that’s the medical term ;) to her upper right femur which needed surgery fairly urgently. As you can probably guess I’m being fairly impressionistic in my overlooking the details of the day, it was completely horrendous and involved long hours of negotiating with parents, insurance companies and doctors the world over as well as a programme manager.

The evening of the accident and the few lonely nights that followed were indescribably tough as I tried to come to terms with what had happened and the implications were for our relationship, my time in Egypt, the plans we’d made and, medically, for Andrea. The second moment began to nag at me. The “what if?” moment. What if Andrea hadn’t tripped? What if I’d been with her? What if she’d come straight to my place? What if, what if, what if? For those first few days it engulfed me, leaving me angry, frustrated and completely unable to deal with anything. What didn’t happen plagued me more than what had, and I almost completely missed the flip-side of the “what if?” coin. What if the bus hadn’t been able to swerve? What if it’d been going 5 mph faster? What if I hadn’t arrived before the ambulance? What if she hadn’t been conscious when I arrived? When I consider the darker possibilities, I can only be left feeling grateful for the sad reality of what happened.

I’m now going to scan-forward, like a video tape, giving a very general gist of what happened in a squeaky voice. Andrea was in a lot of pain. The nurses gave her lot of pain killers. Many important visitors came and went, leaving the hospital room full of flowers. Most of the TAFL centre visited, which cheered Andrea up endlessly. Her girlfriends were amazing at taking care of her. The pain continued, as did the drugs. Daddy Richardson arrived from the States. More negotiations with aforementioned problematic insurance company ensued. Andrea managed to get a flight back to the States 10 days after being admitted to hospital and is now sat at home in Arizona recovering and recuperating. At least I hope that’s what she’s doing.

I’m now starting to try to adjust to life here without Andrea, and it’s going to be harder than I’d ever imagined. We always knew we’d have to say a tough goodbye sometime, but neither of us had been prepared for it to be so soon and under such difficult circumstances. Thankfully before she left I was able to buy tickets to visit her after I get back from my eagerly anticipated trip to Pakistan, and knowing when I will see her again helps a lot. Still, everything here holds a memory of which Andrea is inextricably a part (one gold star for that delightfully fronted preposition) and I will miss her terribly. I’ll keep writing over the next few weeks, in two weeks you’ll have to temporarily suspend belief as I write not as Tom In Egypt, but as Tom In Pakistan, followed closely by a Tom In Tucson exclusive. All these special editions, you lucky readers you.

In other news, Friday saw my international debut on the rugby field as part of the all-star rest of the world team that beat Team Egypt in their first match. Watching a hapless England lose to Scotland on Saturday leads me to think my Six Nations call up is only a matter of time...

Tx

Sat in my lounge I am well wrapped up, fully dressed, in my sleeping bag wearing an "Ice Cap" as they're known over here - a beanie to the rest of the world. I have no idea how it is this cold here. The wind is literally whistling through my flat making my music barely audible. I remember a few weeks ago sitting on a beach in Sharm on the 3rd of January, and now I don't even want to go outside. Last night as I walked Andrea to a taxi the heavens completely opened and by the time I'd found a taxi I was so soaked that there was no point in running back as I couldn't have been any wetter.

Saturday and Sunday, however, were another story. On Saturday morning it was pleasantly sunny and I spent the morning wandering round the Souq in Manchea, mostly buying Frankincense and Sandalwood, which smell delicious when burned on hot coals. I also managed to find some better coals for my beautiful new sheesha which I purchased in Dahab, all very important. After that I went down to Cairo with a few of my fellow Mancs, I was going to pick up my passport from the Pakistani embassy on Sunday and a few of us were going for various reasons so we made a little trip of it. We spent most of the night in a bar in Zamalek that is reminiscent of Cape d'Or in ALex in many ways, not least how the waiters tack on countless extra beers to the bill hoping that you're too drunk to notice - rarely the case. The next morning I shot over to the embassy where I became the proud owner of a Pakistani visa. I was slightly worried/irritated that they gave me a visa for 10 days in spite of the fact I had told them I was staying for 15, but I've been reassured I can get an extension easily enough in Karachi. We then went up to the Citadel, somewhere I'd tried to go with my parents but had been closed. The views of the city from up there are amazing and extend all the way to the pyramids (I'll upload pictures as and when Clarabelle gives me them). The Muhammad Ali mosque looks like it has seen better days but is still very impressive from the inside, even if the constant plague of tourists take something away from the spiritual atmosphere. The same can be said of places such as Coptic Cairo, and I find myself getting irate at tourists who seem to show an ignorance bordering on disrespect in such holy places. I suppose I'm a tourist too and therefore as guilty as anyone else.

Back to TAFL today and this week I hope to confirm a few more dates re: the summer as I try and book flights and find jobs etc. I'm still thinking southern Spain, have half-applied for something which I think will be very cool if it comes off. I'll let you all know in due time! I'm also trying to find time in my hectic schedule to go to all the places here that I've not been able to get to thus far, they are many. I definitely have to make it to Luxor and Aswan, I think Petra is important, the Libyan desert would be wonderful but perhaps impractical due to all the entry restrictions, and I'd still love to get to Syria. So little time and money and so much to see! There are also places here I'd kill to get back to, but given the tight time frame I probably won't make it to, Siwa instantly springs to mind. It was also really sad to leave Dahab knowing that it will be at least a few years before I make it back to a place that holds so many wonderful memories for me. The year feels like it's flying at the moment, and it almost feels like it's winding down as we hit the last 3 months. At the moment I think it would be very hard to resist the urge to come back to the Middle East after I graduate as the opportunities and life here tied to my knowledge that if I want to get really good at Arabic there's really only one way to do it.

Adios for now.

Txx

So, about two weeks later than expected, here's the word from Egypt (Present in red):
As you may remember from my last post, I was about to embark on my first trip to the Suez Canal. Here's what I wrote to update my blog whilst I was there. It might sound crazy - I certainly didn't believe it - but when I got back from Ismailia Egypt was in the midst of an internet blackout after an unwitting captain decided to drop anchor on not one, but both of Egypt's sub-Mediterranean internet cables, causing Egypt and some of the Middle East and North Africa to lose internet for a few days. Excuses, excuses, excuses....

Ismailia (around two weeks ago):
Back from my first trip to deepest darkest Ismailia, I'm writing from a Cairo buzzing after Egypt's progression to the knock-out stages of the African Cup of Nations, even if they could only manage a disappointing draw against lowly Zambia (more to follow on the football). I watched tonight's game in a slightly upmarket but still traditional (and, crucially beer-serving) Ahwa, and the atmosphere was second to none. It's really an amazing thing to be a part of.


Back to the Canal. Not really knowing what we had let ourselves in for, tall Tom, Aala and I jumped on a bus and five hours later landed in the canal town of Ismailia. It already being dark, and with us sticking to our tried and tested policy of not booking anywhere to stay before we arrive, we decided to find lodgings, which we managed after some minor problems, and head out for dinner and surprisingly expensive drinks. The next morning we were told that the hotel had a surprisingly large booking and we had to vacate our rooms, so before exploring the wonders of the town we checked into a grubby, dilapidated youth hostel (a bargainous 15LE per night with breakfast) by which time the weather had turned decidedly chilly with plenty of wind and rain.


Tom and Aala defaming the Ismailia sphinx

We spent the afternoon and evening seeing the "tourist" sites of the town, the highlight of which was an Israeli bunker on the Sinai side of the canal. The canal itself is surprisingly narrow, and when you see one of the enormous tankers passing through it almost looks as if they're sailing on the land. Impressive stuff. That night we went to the Mercure to see if their bar had cheaper drinks then anywhere else in Ismailia (box ticked), and there was the added bonus of a piano for customer use. After a few singalongs and towards the end of the night, the barman praised our efforts: "You two have very nice voices, BUT, can you play Titanic?" For some reason, along with Hero by Enrique Iglesias, Celene Dion's masterpiece is more popular than you can ever imagine here. Lovingly, due to popular demand, we obliged.

A ship along the canal;
police stopped me from getting a better picture


The next morning we left for differing destinations: Tom and Aala back to Alex, and me to Cairo to try and sort out my Pakistani visa, which brings you up to date (two weeks ago)

So much to write, this would be so much easier if I just kept regular updates. Egypt are playing tonight in the final of the aforementioned African Cup of Nations, and absolutely unmissable match. I'm now going to take a break from writing to go out with some amigos and watch it. I'll continue my lengthy update later, because now that we have internet in my flat, I can!

The next afternoon. So sorry for leaving you for the football. Where was I?....

After arriving in Cairo I met up with some friends who were off to a house night with some famous DJs and extortionate prices. I opted out and went for a night partying on one of the boats on the Nile, mucho fun. The next day I was struck down by an illness and stayed in my room sans food for about 30 hours, throughout which I couldn't move out of a 3 metre radius of a toilet. Upon recovery I came back to Alex to collect exam results and start back properly.

The exam results were pleasing, if not dazzling, as I got a good mark and placed well in the class. This means I can stay at my current level, which is what I really wanted. I've also opted to drop a couple of hours of Egyptian (I'm speaking more and more outside of class) and pick up an extra 2 hours of media, which entails watching and listening to the news channels which is one of the things I find hardest in Arabic. The first week back went well, and I seem to have discovered a previously untapped work ethic which has seen me write beautiful lists of vocab along with sentences to show each word in usage - there is hope for me yet!

On Thursday night we travelled 10 hours to Dahab to celebrate Lauren's 21st, a very fun couple of days in a wonderful place with some excellent people. A bloody long way for 2 days though :P We got back on Sunday morning at 10am just in time to celebrate Tom's birthday and catch the big match, which is where I left you I believe.

After writing my last passage in red I went to buy Tom's birthday present and then raced over (2 hours before the start of the match) to 24Seven, a trendy cafeteria with a big screen, which was getting busier and busier. Thanks to the patient, selfless and diligent heroics of Ahmed we had excellent seats for what turned out to be a pulsating match. As with all the matches I've seen here, every gesture on the field was greeted with applause, praise or disappointment, but this time there was a definite nervous edge amongst the flag waving, shirt wearing hoards that surrounded us. Egypt had the better of the first half, creating numerous chances but failing to finish any, and the tension continued to build until Egypt hit the post, by which time I thought the cafe was about to explode. Then, from nothing but a careless mistake by Cameroon's captain and most experienced defender Rigobert Song, Mohamad Zidan (the one the Egyptians call Zizou) somehow managed to haul himself from the floor to square to Abu Trika, who finished with a cool ruthlessness that Egypt had lacked all game. It wasn't the prettiest of goals, "soft" some might say, but I've never seen a goal met with such roars of ecstasy. Words cannot describe the crazy celebrations that followed, surpassed only by those after the final whistle when fireworks were flying, tablas beating, and people dancing in the street until very early in the morning. Awesome stuff.



Fans celebrating Egypt's victory in the African Cup of Nations

Well, I now have internet and will endeavour to update more often. I'm also planning not to have as breathless and exciting a second semester so there may be more time for reflection and writing. All for now, just to say that the title is the chant I shouted until I lost my voice after the match "Boos, shoof, Masr amalat eh!" = Look, look, look what Egypt's done
Not sure it works in translation but it was appropriate at the time!
Txxxx

3 exams down and one to go, I'm back at Porto to use the internet and in a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to watch Spurs vs. United in the cup - BBC says 1-1 at half time.

The first 3 exams all went fairly well although they were much harder than the last set, I'm confident about the Egyptian oral tomorrow though and then we have a week off (odd only two weeks after our winter break?) so a few of us are off to visit Ismailia, one of the cities on the Suez Canal.

It's been a good couple of weeks back, and although it's been tough, I've enjoyed getting back into the swing of things at the TAFL centre which is noticeably quieter now the Germans have left...... Going out with and catching up with all the people who fled Egypt for Christmas has been excellent as has going back to the various glamorous drinking establishments of Alexandria. It has, therefore, been a fairly sleepless few weeks, hence the title (also the title of an excellent book I'm reading at the moment). At the moment, for those of you who are less sportingly aware than myself, the African Cup of Nations is taking place in Ghana. Egypt is a completely football mad country, and they're the defending champions. We've been to watch a few games - they take it VERY seriously, screaming at every chance and half chance. Happily, they've won both games so far and are looking good for the later stages. I'd love to be at the party should they somehow win it again.

Last week also saw the latest in our series of matches against Cairo, and I was part of an under-strength team that was on the receiving end of a thrashing. At the moment we're the second best team in Egypt. In the clubhouse afterwards, though, we managed to organise what could well be the first match of something resembling an Egyptian National Rugby team, vs. a team of expats which I will hopefully be part of in Alex on Valentine's Day. Should be an interesting one, there's already a fair amount of banter flying around at training!

All for now, I'll try and write from Ismailia, I'm there for three days before a weekend in Cairo and then back to Alex to start the new term proper.

Txx

Yes, the long awaited, eagerly anticipated visit of my family has drawn to a close. They arrived on the 20th of last month in the ever hectic madness of Cairo where I waited with open arms and a big taxi to transport them to the understated luxury of the Delta Pyramids Hotel. So understated was the luxury, in fact, that to the less observant of us the hotel may have appeared somewhat shabby and dilapidated. The saving grace of the DPH was its views of the Giza pyramids which never ceased to amaze my family, dad in particular. Thus the rooftop bar provided us with a stunning backdrop for our family’s first Christmas abroad, with presents and sheesha abounding. After a few chaotic days on the tourist circuit we jumped on board the express to Alex and three hours later arrived home. The last few days we were in Cairo was the first time I feel I’ve properly missed Alexandria and the Mediterranean; a sign of how settled I feel here perhaps.

On arrival we transferred straight to the Helnan Palestine hotel at the very eastern end of the city in the pleasant greenery of Montazah gardens. Thankfully the hotel and its stunningly picturesque setting – the views of Farouk’s palace from the balcony being a particular highlight – provided a perfect sanctuary for my family to relax after an excellent but stressful few days in the capital. Far happier in the relative calm of Alexandria, and with me feeling more confident in a city I know so well, we visited most of my regular haunts as well as going on enjoyable visits to the library and the catacombs. We also had a day out to the memorials and museum at Al-Alamein; a visit poignantly echoing memorable family holidays spent in Normandy. The contrast in scenery between the rolling green bocage of Normandy and the bleak, desolate desert of Al-Alamein couldn’t be starker but the cemeteries mirroring one another provide moving reminders of the truly global scale of the disaster that was the Second World War. The memories of long journeys to remote French museums with my family gave the day special meaning. The last 10 days have been the first family holiday and the longest time I’ve spent with them perhaps since those summers in France, and after four months of absence it’s been really special having them around again and being able to share my life in Egypt with them.

Once again I’m sat by the Red Sea enjoying the winter sun with Michael, the apparently now internationally renowned blogger. We’re here in what is really a very upmarket Russian-filled Butlin’s, but there is sun and sea and a few decent restaurants, and it’s nice just to be able to sit and read and chat and relax. Michael’s many stories of Pakistan are also making me particularly excited for my visit at the end of March; as Michael often says “if those bickering politicians mean I can’t stay, never mind one another, they’ll have me to deal with”. Sharm, unlike Dahab, is really a fairly soulless place that the people here tell me has changed and improved since my last visit, but it’s clean and quiet and everything Cairo and Alex aren’t – whether for better or worse. Michael leaves on Sunday and then I’m in Cairo for a little while before heading back to Alex to get cracking with all the translation that I’ve thus far put off; 2 sides of A4 into Arabic never seems to get any more appealing.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Tom xxx توم

PS. Pictures to follow - Inshallah

There is a new update imminent, I have it all typed out and perfectly ready however the computers in this internet cafe (Cyber as they're known here) are not as high tech and up-to-date as mine and can therefore not read my beautifully crafted prose. Good things come to those who wait.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, watch this space!

Tx


 

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